“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
—Henry VI, Part 2, Act VI, Scene 2
Shakespeare, despite all of his so-called highfalutin wordiness, is actually rife with harsh insults that would make 95% of modern insults sound banal and vulgar (actually, mostly just vulgar).
So if you want some of his sharp rejoinders to empower your conversations, then it’s time to download Say It With Will!, my latest sticker pack.
But I warn you: either you will go away with no friends at all, or, conversely, you might realise your friends don’t get your humour and decide you need to find some friends with a little more esoteric humour.